COMMENT:
Eternity of Now: Beto 20xx
By Ross Turner
The Eternity of Now: Beto 20xx
Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Beto O’Rourke’s commitment to eventually make a decision about whether to run for President. The three-time House Representative has been touring through the Southwest like a tumbleweed and has displayed an equally impressive sense of direction. Will he run? Won’t he? Only one man knows. He has yet to be found.
Political Rock Star
Today, the winds of chance have carried the political rock star to another dusty, nameless pueblo in the heart of Texas. Arriving on his unicycle with a small but zealous flock of supporters and reporters, O’Rourke stopped to speak with Calamity Politics.