Women of a Certain Age-Culinary Delights

Women of a Certain Age-

More Culinary Delights

Women of a Certain Age-

More Culinary Delights 

 

By Cate Rees-Hessel

 

  1. If you remember that choosey moms choose Jif (peanut butter), you might be a woman of a certain age…
  2. If you know who helped with the Shake and Bake Chicken…
  3. If you know what an aspic is…
  4. If you ever watched Julia Childs on PBS…
  5. If you ever ate beef Wellington…
  6. If you ever ate beef Bourguignon…
  7. If you call frozen entrees TV dinners…
  8. If you ever used a loaf of unsliced white bread to make an appetizer salad cake with layers of egg, tuna, and ham salad, frosted with cream cheese and scattered olives…
  9. If you ever ate a croquette…
  10. If you eat quiche…
  11. If you use lemon or lime Jello…
  12. If you make Jello molds for the holidays…
  13. If you have made lemon curd…
  14. If you have made shepherd’s pie…
  15. If you ever had chicken ala king…
  16. If you ever had pasta primavera…
  17. If you have a recipe for tuna casserole…
  18. If pot roast was your Sunday dinner staple…
  19. If you ever had Jiffy Pop…
  20. If you know who Chef Boyardee is…
  21. If you made pizza or spaghetti from a Kraft box…
  22. If you know that Now and Later is a confection…
  23. If your holiday dessert dish contains pretzels and strawberries…
  24. If you call stuffing dressing…
  25. If you ever ate inside a Pizza Hut…
  26. If you know what plop plop, fizz fizz relieves…
  27. If you refer to mixed drinks as a cocktail or highball…
  28. Dinner at 8?
  29. If you call appetizers hors d’oeuvres…
  30. If you ever drank tonic water with lime…
  31. If you ever drank a Manhattan…
  32. If you know what a slow gin fizz is…
  33. If you drink tap water with ice…
  34. If you just don’t get cucumber water…
  35. If you don’t understand oat milk…
  36. If you drank Tab…
  37. If you swivel off one side of your Oreo cookie to lick the white cream center…
  38. If you recall Pop Tarts with no frosting…
  39. If you know Big Boy is not just a huge steam locomotive…
  40. If you ever had an egg cream…
  41. If you like a good malted…
  42. If you know what a soda jerk is…
  43. If you ever ate at a Woolworth’s restaurant…
  44. If you have ever been to a Woolworth’s store…
  45. What makes the water smart? Did it go to school?
  46. If you know pumpkin spice is for pie, not coffee, cat food, foot scrub, or motor oil…
  47. If you ever had a chocolate Popsicle (not a fudge bar but an actual Popsicle)…
  48. If you had Spaghetti O’s with fried baloney for lunch…
  49. If your baloney had a first and last name…
  50. If you remember fruit float with Dream Whip…
  51. If you still eat Chicken in a Biskit Crackers…
  52. If you make strawberry shortcake with a biscuit…
  53. If you know what an Automat is…
  54. If you have a recipe for turkey tetrazzini…
  55. Grilled cheese with Kraft singles and Campbell’s tomato soup – need I say more? An American mainstay.
  56. Fruit Loops, Captain Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cookie Crisp, or Count Chocula while watching Scooby Doo, Roadrunner, Tom and Jerry, Mr. Magoo, or the Banana Splits on Saturday mornings…
  57. If you know what a banana split is…
  58. If you know what a Peanut Buster Parfait is…
  59. If you had Mr. Misties in the summer time from Dairy Queen…
  60. If you ever baked a fruit cake from scratch…

 

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