102 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever . . .
102 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever . . .
Editor: Usually Anna outlines the perfect gifts and outings for the holidays, however, today she wants to warn you lovers, there are a few things you should steer clear of on the most romantic holiday of the year.
By Anna Hessel
Don’t Even Think Of Buying These For Your Valentine…
- A sponge mop from Dollar Tree
- An autographed photo of Donald Trump – I would rather have the sponge mop from Dollar Tree.
- Slippers in the shape of a unicorn
- A night at a Trump hotel – this will surely put an end to your relationship.
- Naming a cockroach after your significant other – naming a cockroach after Donald Trump, however, is a different story but to be safe, stick with a virtual adoption of a beautiful animal headed toward extinction.
- Any item made by the “my pillow” guy.
- A COVID test kit (well, on second thought…)
- Any bottle of lotion that has the word “firming” on the label.
- A DVD collection of the Bachelor – if the dude was capable of getting his own date, he wouldn’t need a reality check, I mean show.
- A “Trumpy Bear” – yes the damn things actually exist, we live in a sick world.
