Women of a Certain Age

Women of a Certain Age –

Barbie Birthday Edition…

Women of a Certain Age –

Barbie Birthday Edition…

By Cate Rees-Hessel

 

  1. If “One Bad Apple”, “I Think I Love You”, “Pleasant Valley Sunday”, or “Ben” are on your playlist, you might be a woman of a certain age.
  2. If you know what to ask any mermaid you happen to see…
  3. If you know why Charlie has good taste…
  4. If you ever polished your teeth with Pearl Drops (mmmmm)…
  5. If you remember new Coke and new math…
  6. If you ever swung on a tire…
  7. If you ever sang about swinging on a star and carrying moonbeams home in a jar….
  8. If you ever drank from the garden hose (don’t try this again)…
  9. If you had a Betsy Wetsy, Suzie Cute, Chatty Cathy or Mrs Beasley doll…
  10. If you ever used two tin cans and a length of twine as a communication device…
  11. If you ever “drove” a Yugo, Le Car, Bobcat, or Pinto, not only are you of a certain age, I feel sorry for you…
  12. If your baloney has a first and last name…
  13. If you ever made a balcony appetizer with a pearl onion on a toothpick…
  14. If you know what choosey moms choose…
  15. If you ever shaked and baked, or “helped”…
  16. If you know who was moving kind of slow, at the junction…
  17. If your recipe cards include tuna casserole with potato chips crust and chicken ala king….
  18. If you ever used recipe cards…
  19. If you ever read a Weekly Reader…
  20. If you know who Dick, Jane, Spot, and Puff are.
  21. If you call math arithmetic…
  22. If you recall when Pringles were just potato flavored only…
  23. If you remember when M&M candies came in just plain and peanut…
  24. If you ever used a Trimline or Princess phone (mine was pink)…
  25. If you ever protected your manicure by dialing the phone with the eraser end of a pencil…
  26. If when you hear Amazon, you think of a river in South America…
  27. If you ever received a glass or a towel inside a box of detergent…
  28. If you ever received a toy in cereal or a prize in a Cracker Jack box…
  29. If you know Cracker Jack has nothing to do with crackers or a real man named Jack…
  30. If you ever made a purchase with S&H green stamps…
  31. If you ever clapped on, clapped off…
  32. If you ever waxed on, waxed off…
  33. If you ever owned any compilation by K-Tel….
  34. If you owned an original pair of Candies’ clogs…
  35. If you ever shopped at Peck and Peck, Sears, Wards, “Misc”, Murphy’s, Thom McCann, Buster Brown, or Lerner shop…
  36. If you know who got no respect but had a lot of balls…
  37. If your favorite summer Olympians are Mark Spitz, Olga Corbit, or Cathy Rigby…
  38. If your favorite ice skater Olympic stars are Peggy Fleming, Dorothy Hamill, Liz Manley, Brian Botano, Brian Orser, or Scott Hamilton…
  39. If you call a credit card a Charge-A-Plate…
  40. If you ever walked through the Elizabeth Arden Red Door…
  41. If you ever had an Adrian Arpel in-salon facial, and went on to follow her on QVC….
  42. If you know who Elizabeth Arden and Adrian Arpel are….
  43. If you ever used Youth Dew bath oil…
  44. If you still use Jean Nate splash-on cologne…
  45. If you have ever heard of splash-on cologne…
  46. If you ever wore strawberry or lemon perfume …
  47. If you ever wore Coty’s Emeraude perfume…
  48. If your favorite cologne is named Charlie…
  49. If you ever used a Trapper Keeper or a gel pen…
  50. If you ever used a Day Runner…
  51. If you ever were a candy striper…
  52. If you recall when nurses wore caps and dresses…
  53. If you ever owned blow mold Christmas or Easter lawn ornaments…
  54. If you ever washed your hair with beer or used an egg white face mask …
  55. If Hazel or Bewitched are one of your favorite TV shows…
  56. If you know “You Got a Friend”….
  57. If you were a Lustre Creme shampoo girl or had a Lilt permanent…
  58. If you call Oil of Olay or Ponds cold cream…
  59. If you know who Mike Douglas and his weekly co-hosts were…
  60. If you ever watched “Apples Way”, “Lotsa Luck!” or “You Again” on TV…
  61. If you ever owned a scarf clip or sweater fastener…
  62. If you ever owned veiled hats or prim white gloves that are not for winter…
  63. If you’ve ever sought advice from Ann Landers or Dear Abby…
  64. If you know who Ann Landers or Dear Abby are…
  65. If you are as old as Barbie, you are 65, and are definitely a woman of a certain age…

 

Happy birthday, Barbara Millicent Roberts – you look great for 65. Thank you for empowering girls and women everywhere to be whatever they choose to be…

Making Memorial Day Memories

Making Memorial Day Memories

 

 

Making Memorial Day Memories

By Cate Rees-Hessel & Wes Hessel

 

Remember and Honor…

Memorial Day officially ushers in the summer season. Here are some fun ways to celebrate this holiday. Let’s honor our veterans that have given their lives in service of our country, making the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

 

  1. Attend a mass or service on Memorial Day – light a candle for a military member that has passed. What better way to honor our fallen service members?
  2. Send a card or gift to a military person; those on active duty would love some home baked cookies – older veterans may welcome a visit or small gift. Let those who serve or have served know you care.
  3. Widows, widowers, and children of fallen soldiers might enjoy a present, also – a batch of brownies or a plant, perhaps.
  4. Memorial Day used to be called Decoration Day, so let’s decorate. Honor the graves of service members with flags or flowers.
  5. Red, white, and blue bunting, banners, and decor are great ways to get in the holiday spirit. Doors, patios, balconies, walls, and windows can all be decorated. I leave my patriotic decor up through Flag Day, July 4th, and Patriot’s Day.
  6. POW and MIA bracelets may be a thing of the past but a nice patriotic pair of earrings or necklace looks pretty for the holiday.
  7. Picnics and barbecues can be fun. Try new recipes with less red meat – try grilling fruits and veggies. Keep food safe from warm temperatures, iced or cooled until time to eat salads and cold sandwiches.
  8. Parades, as well as outdoor concerts and films are free activities for the whole family to enjoy.
  9. Avoid sparklers or other fireworks by your self – they can cause very serious injuries.
  10. Veterans in nursing facilities might like a visit – make a new friend.
  11. Patriotic films can be found online, on streaming services, and at your local libraries.
  12. Many pools and water parks open Memorial Day weekend. Use a safe sunscreen (ones containing only zinc oxide and/or titanium dioxide are the best) and enjoy water play. Remember SPF lip balm, also. It’s fun to hit the beach, but check conditions and bacteria levels locally before swimming – do the same for lakes. Install a weather app on your phone for quick updates on air quality, temperatures, and storm warning.
  13. Pay attention to boating safety if you decide to do some sailing. Keep keys on a floating chain, at least enough life preservers on for everyone in the boat, and a well charged cell phone in a waterproof case with you at all times.
  14. If it rains, an indoor picnic is just as much fun. Indoor grills are a great way to bring the outdoors inside.
  15. Check ingredients before allowing pets any of the celebratory fare. Onions, garlic, grapes, raisins, and chocolate are some of the foods toxic to our furry friends.
  16. Remember summer is a short season, so patriotic items are usually inexpensive. Some stores will put them on sale after Memorial Day, so you can stock up for the 4th.
  17. Take a walk in the park, hike, or bike ride – summer is finally here. Some cities have free or minimal fee bike rentals available.
  18. Use the long weekend to clean out your garage or basement. Power wash your deck or patio, and outdoor furniture. It’s time to get everything season ready.
  19. It’s a great weekend to wash the car or the dog in the backyard.
  20. Start a vegetable and flower garden – fresh vegetables and fruit you grow yourself are nutritious, taste great, and rewarding. And who does not love the look and fragrance of beautiful flowers?
  21. Don’t forget the insect repellent – check websites like the CDC and Consumer Reports about the safety of the various active chemicals; I still like the Skin So Soft products by Avon, myself.
  22. If you have allergies to bug bites, food or the like, carry your EpiPen, and your inhaler if your asthmatic. Hotter temperatures can cause worse reactions.
  23. Stay hydrated – water is important in avoiding heat exhaustion and heat stroke.
  24. Sunburn cream can be kept in the refrigerator for a nice cooling effect. Lipsticks, lip balms, and eye pencils are less likely to melt if kept cold, also. Toners are more refreshing when chilled, as well.
  25. I am addicted to indoor plumbing, so camping does not work for me, but if you are inclined to enjoy nature this way, keep safety first and foremost. Know where you are – carry physical maps and a compass. Most cell phones go out of range when far from civilization. Have provisions such as hand sanitizer, wipes, extra socks, antibiotic, and burn ointment and bandaids with you, as well as acetaminophen and water with you. You might want to carry a pocket size Lysol for those outhouses. Keep a cooler with ice for anything perishable to avoid dehydration and food poisoning. Nothing can ruin a trip more than an unprepared and unexpected injury or illness. S’mores are great, but bring clean metal sticks to use over the campfire. Respect nature by cleaning up your camp site. Consider a tree hanging shower pack. Personally, I feel a nice camper with a kitchen and bathroom inside at a camp site or a cabin on the campground is a bit more my way of roughing it. Cabins have indoor plumbing facilities; guess I am a hotel kind of girl.
  26. If you are traveling for Memorial Day, make sure your gas tank is full – carry a tire gauge, jumper cables, and Fix-A-Flat or the equivalent, as well as coolant and water in your trunk. Have transmission and brake fluid on hand, also.Check your vehicle’s oil before you, or get it changed. Make sure your battery is well charged. Check your car’s safety before you hit the road. Better safe than sorry, is my motto. Keep your motor club and insurance cards handy, too.
  27. Many restaurants have outdoor patios to dine al fresco – search the Internet for money saving coupons and offers.
  28. Festival season has begun. Wear your comfortable shoes and carry a light jacket for weather fluctuations. A bag chair or other portable seating is a must, also. Check policies before bringing a cooler. Many venues might require that you carry clear purses or tote bags – leave anything that might be problematic at home or locked in your car, out of sight. Carry a charged portable charger with you. Avoid wearing expensive jewelry, and keep cash and credit/debit cards on your person.
  29. Enjoy your loved ones, include your fur babies, but make sure pets are permitted at your outdoor events. Check local leash laws, and bring a travel water bowl for Rover or Fluffy, when attending events close to home. When traveling with animals, pack a small favorite toy, disposable litter pan (for cats), and baggies of food. Furry friends likely won’t need clothes in warm temperatures but a cute neckerchief never hurts. Remember, if you are warm in your skin, imagine how hot they must be in fur – keep pets hydrated and cool. Bring a cold wet washcloth in a bag or container.
  30. As a final suggestion, carry a few disposable bags, hopefully sustainable ones, for any trash you may accumulate. Find a garbage can or take the rubbish home to dispose of – never litter or just leave debris behind. Let’s take care of our planet, God bless America and our service members.

 

As President Biden said in his Memorial Day remarks last year, “We haven’t always lived up to it, but we’ve never walked away from it. And today, standing together to honor those Americans who dared all and gave all for our nation, we can say clearly: We never will.”