Patty Gurdy “One By One”

Patty Gurdy “One By One”

Patty Gurdy “One By One”

It’s another day and it is time for another Calamity News and Politics Jukebox Choice of the Day. This tune was chosen by T. K. McNeil. Love that hurdy-gurdy. In case you are unfamiliar with the hurdy-gurdy it is a stringed instrument that produces it’s sound when a hand-crank is turned, causing a rosined wheel to rub against the strings. According to Wikipedia, “the wheel functions much like a violin bow, and single notes played on the instrument sound similar to those of a violin.” Now you know. Enjoy! DSM

https://www.calamitypolitics.com/2020/12/11/generalismo-el-trumpo-15578/

The Fraud of Trump’s “Election Fraud”

The Fraud of Trump’s “Election Fraud”

The Fraud of Trump’s “Election Fraud Claim”

Dave came back early this week with another podcast. He is  pissed off. Time for Trump and his sick sycophants in the Senate and the House to stop trying to overturn the 2020 election. Trump’s continuing attempts to intimidate election officials in Georgia has sent us here at Calamity News and Politics off the rails. Anyone not possessed by Trumpism is angry.  Joe Biden’s won the 2020 presidential election and he will be sworn into office on January 20, 2021 no matter what Donald Trump and his desperate supporters  do next.

Goodbye, 2020! You Won’t Be Missed

Goodbye 2020 and Hello 2021

Goodbye, 2020! You Won’t Be Missed…

By Anna Hessel

Baby, Baby…

Happy 2021, and good riddance, 2020! We emotionally reflect on the prior year as we look forward to the future, this year more than ever. I’ve been thinking about the baby new year, and in turn, New Year’s resolutions.  This symbolism actually originated in Greece approximately 600 BC, celebrating Dionysus, the god of fertility and wine.  A parade with an infant carried in a basket was representative of the god’s birth.  It is believed by historians that the ancient people of Babylon created the first new year’s resolutions – not about improving oneself, but instead a commitment to return borrowed objects and pay debts.  They and most of the other early major cultures actually celebrated the new year in March during the spring equinox, since that is when new crops were planted.

Resolve This!

Resolutions in Rome around 40 BC more closely resemble what we resolve for the new year today.  Julius Caesar then decreed that what we now call January to be the month of Janus, after the god with two faces, whose image was found in arches and doorways.  He looked back toward the prior year and forward to the future, so the new year started January 1.  The promise to behave in an exemplary fashion was to honor Janus.  Hopefully, we all have the resolution to show God’s love and to touch the lives of others this year and always.  Of course, for 2021, we must resolve to wash our hands frequently, wear our masks, and maintain our social distance, so that we can move beyond this pandemic.  Also, we finally have a new presidential administration as a blessing this year.

Self Reflection

I realize many of us have personal resolutions to enrich and better our own lives.  For example, I resolve to buy more shoes at my favorite outlet mall, drink more mocha lattes from Starbuck’s, McCafe, or Dunkin’ Donuts, to condition my hair and mop the floor daily.  I believe in making resolutions that I know I can keep.  Hopefully, my husband has resolved to be a bit more careful with the outside mirrors on our Saab; this will certainly improve his wellbeing.  I, in turn, could resolve to allow him to sleep indoors, since our puggie Maggie misses the use of her house.

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COUNTING CROWS “A Long December”

Counting Crows "A Long December"

COUNTING CROWS- “A Long December”

Happy New Year 2021. As many would agree 2020 was a bad one. All we can do is hope that 2021 will bring us joy and good health. Our dear friend and Calamity News and Politics contributor, T.K. McNeil suggested the Jukebox choice of the day. I thought it was a damn good suggestion. So here you go, Counting Crows doing “A Long December.” Lyrics below from Lyric Find. Enjoy! DSM

“A Long December”

Counting Crows

A long December and there’s reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can’t remember the last thing that you said as you were leavin’
Now the days go by so fast
And it’s one more day up in the canyons
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
If you think that I could be forgiven I wish you would
The smell of hospitals in winter
And the feeling that it’s all a lot of oysters, but no pearls
All at once you look across a crowded room
To see the way that light attaches to a girl
And it’s one more day up in the canyons
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
If you think you might come to California I think you should
Drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after two a.m.
And talked a little while about the year
I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower,
Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her
And it’s been a long December and there’s reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can’t remember all the times I tried to tell my myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass
And it’s one more day up in the canyon
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the ocean I guess I should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Adam Fredric Duritz / Ben G Mize / Charles Thomas Gillingham / Daniel John Vickrey / David Lynn Bryson / Matthew Mark Malley
A Long December lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

OPINION: First Ladies of Style

OPINION: First Ladies Of Style

The First Lady is a style inspiration in the United States and around the world.

 

*Anna Hessel loves fashion. Anna wanted to write about our incredible array of fashionable and not so fashionable First Ladies. Her first article for the new year focuses on this cavalcade of stylish women. The incoming Biden-Harris administration is going to make history. The first woman Vice President Kamala Harris is an empowering image of the most diverse presidential administration in history.  2021 is going to be in part about breaking the glass ceiling. Go Team Biden-Harris. Enjoy. DSM

 

First Ladies of Style

By Anna Hessel

First in Style

For centuries, American women have looked to our presidents’ wives for style inspiration.  Of course, now we also have a female VP, Kamala Harris, with a unique look all of her own.  Dolley Payne Todd Madison is considered to be the first of the First Ladies, even though Martha Washington and Abigail Adams preceded her – they were then just called, “the President’s wife”.  She served as a hostess for Thomas Jefferson’s presidency, along with his daughter Martha.  Jefferson’s wife Martha Wayles Skelton Jefferson passed away before he took office.  She is said to have been physically weakened by the bodily strain of numerous pregnancies.  Mr. Jefferson, at his wife’s request, never remarried.  Dolley Madison was an enormous help to him during his presidency.

Dolley In

She easily stepped into the First Lady role when her husband James Madison was elected president, serving from 1809 to 1817.  Dolley, a former Quaker, was thrilled to finally be able to wear high fashion attire.  Her inaugural gown of buff velvet worn with pearl bracelets was loved by the press of the time, securing her place in fashion history.  Mrs. Madison had a penchant for turbans and French style.  She was known for always carrying a book and having a colorful tropical bird as a beloved pet.  Dolley defined so many of the roles of the First Lady and White House conventions, including the State Dinner and the Easter Egg hunt.  A blue-eyed beauty, she has also been credited with introducing ice cream to the ‘President’s Mansion.’

Lincoln Togs

Although most historical records refer to her as Mary Todd Lincoln, she did not use her maiden name “Todd” after she married Abraham.  Rumor has it the Lincoln’s wedding cake was still warm when they cut it.  At 5’ 2”, Mrs. Lincoln was a petite powerhouse of style, preferring to wear flowers on her clothing and in her hair.  She was said to have once forced a former beau to wear a circle of flowers that she was fashioning upon his head for a walk around the square.  Mary was a stunningly beautiful and genteel First Lady from 1861-1865. She however was frequently criticized for buying and wearing extravagantly expensive ball gowns during the Civil War.

Taft And Teddy

From March 4th, 1909, to March 4th, 1913, Hellen Herron Taft served as First Lady.  Educated at the University of Cincinnati, Mrs. Taft stylishly wore tall floral brimmed hats, elegant gowns with frothy and billowing wraps, and even carried a fan.  She was followed by the first Mrs. Roosevelt, Edith, the second wife of President Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt, for whom “Teddy bears” were named.  The adorable bears  were dubbed by a Brooklyn candy shop owner, with Roosevelt’s permission, in honor of an incident during a famous hunting trip the President took in 1902.  “Teddy” had refused to shoot a bear that hunting guides had corralled and tied to a tree.  While Teddy was running about the backwoods in hunting duds Edith delighted the fashion conscious women of the country with large hats and lots of lace.

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Clemons & Timberlake “Better Days”

 “BETTER DAYS”

Ant Clemons and Justin Timberlake

Today’s Calamity News and Politics Jukebox Choice of the Day is “Better Days” by Justin Timberlake and Ant Clemons. Better Days are coming, if we as a country can make it to January 20th, 2021. Enjoy. DSM. The lyrics are below.

Better Days

Ant Clemons and Justin Timberlake

There’s a light at the end of the tunnel
Keep your eyes on the road ahead
But if you’re feeling lost in the night
It’s okay to cry
Just as long as you hold your head
‘Cause we’re on our way to better
Better’s ahead, better’s ahead
It get’s worse ‘fore it gets better
But better’s ahead, better’s ahead
Better days are comin’ (better and better and better, ooh-ooh)
Better days are comin’ (ooh-ooh, better days)
Better days, better days (better and better and better, oh-ooh)
Better days are comin’ (better days, better days)
I know you’ve been kicked down
Slept on, let down, faith gone
Waited for too long for somethin’ to lean on (lean on)
You feel weak, just be strong (ooh)
Deep breath, stay calm
If you just press on, press on, press on
You gon’ see there’s a light at the end of the tunnel (at the end of the tunnel)
Keep your eyes on the road ahead (on the road ahead)
And if you’re feelin’ lost in the night (lost in the night)
It’s okay to cry (it’s okay to cry)
Just as long as you hold your head
‘Cause we’re on our way to better (ah)
Better’s ahead (better), better’s ahead (ah)
It get’s worse ‘fore it gets better (ah-ah-ah)
But better’s ahead, better’s ahead
Better days are comin’ (better and better and better, ooh-ooh, I know, I know)
Better days are comin’ (ooh-ooh)
(Better days, better days, better and better and better, ooh-ooh)
And better days are comin’ (ooh-ooh)
(Better days, better days)
I know you feel left out and stepped on
Keep goin’, keep goin’
Shine bright, don’t dim yours for no one
Keep goin’ higher, and higher and higher and higher
Better days, better days are comin’ (better days)
Better days, better days (on their way) are comin’ (’cause I know)
Better days, better days (better days) are comin’ (yeah)
Better days (comin’), better days (I know)
Better days are comin’
Source: Lyric Find
Songwriters: Anthony Clemons Jr. / Jacob Kasher Hindlin / Justin Timberlake / Kenny Dixon
Better Days lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Twelve Days of Christmas COVID-19 Style

Twelve Days of Christmas, COVID-19 Style

12 days of Christmas covid version

The Twelve Days of Christmas,

COVID-19 Style

By Anna Hessel

The First Day

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Second Day

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two rolls of two-ply toilet paper, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Third Day

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French maids to disinfect my home, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Fourth Day

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Fifth Day

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden rings, because a girl must remain accessorized even in a pandemic; four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Sixth Day

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Seventh Day

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven face masks embroidered with the different days of the week, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Eighth Day

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eight more maids with disinfectant, seven days of face masks, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Ninth Day

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: nine ladies dancing six feet apart, eight more maids with disinfectant, seven days of face masks, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Tenth Day

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ten lords social distancing, nine ladies dancing six feet apart, eight more maids with disinfectant, seven days of face masks, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Eleventh Day

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eleven pipers piping on Zoom, ten lords social distancing, nine ladies dancing six feet apart, eight more maids with disinfectant, seven days of face masks, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings, four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

The Twelfth Day

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: $1200 stimulus check that was never from Donald Trump, eleven Zooming pipers, ten lords social distancing, nine ladies dancing six feet apart, eight more maids with disinfectant, seven days of face masks, six sprays of Lysol, five golden rings; four virtual video calls, three French maids, two rolls of two-ply, and a tea tree oil hand sanitizer.

God Bless and Wear Your Mask

Seasons greetings and happy holidays!  Wise men and women the globe over still seek peace.  May we never forget the reason we celebrate this season, and the good Lord’s present to us all.  May the coming year be better for humanity, with the gift of a Biden-Harris presidency.  God bless and don’t forget to wear your mask in public…

The “Real” Twelve Days of Christmas