Worst Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals
Worst Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals
Well, it looks like there’s going to be a lot of Trump and GOP paraphernalia crowding retailer’s shelves across the country as the MAGA nightmare seems to be doing a nose dive with even the diehards like Marjorie Taylor Greene. Keep an eye open for any of these great deals coming your way Black Friday and Cyber Monday. I guarantee there will be orange everywhere.
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- Trumpopoly – be the first to go bankrupt and steal from the community chest; all the cards you draw are “Get Out of Jail Free.”
- Mar-a-Lago tree ornament, its orange with an iconic mushroom shape.
- Trump lollipops – or should I say suckers, burnt orange flavor.
- Elon Musk Ken doll, watch out for the chainsaw.
- JD Vance Alan doll, oh my, Erika Kirk may want to pick up a couple of these bad boys.
- Melania doll – comes with a mini Hustler magazine and accompanying plastic surgeon doll.
- “I Beg your Pardon, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden” dance mix, sung by “The Donald” himself, on DVD.
- Tesla wind chimes made from recycled Tesla parts.
- MAGA cap, scarf, and glove set.
- Trump toupe – you, too, can be an orange haired monster.
- The pet rock returns – ICE are using the little creatures to break car windows.
- Trumpmania game I hear they’ll be going 10 for a dollar.
- “My Ding A Ling” (is now president) party dance show mix “…I want you to play with my ding-a-ling…”
- Tesla ride-on scooter.
- “The Donald” shit show shower head.
- Donald Diapers – he’s a big boy now.
- Worst Little Whorehouse in Washington DVD with special guest appearances by various friends and lovers.
- A giant tub of Republican mixed nuts.
- The barrel of monkeys from the 1960’s has been reinvented – a Barrel of MAGA’s.
- Another retro game, “Blockhead!” is back.
- Big Mac toaster oven, just like the one at the White House.
- Trump golf clubs with knitted orange head covers.
- Melania fashion and decorating tips for the “Karen” coffee table book.
- Melania charm school gift certificate.
- Orange haired big gut balloon bouquet.
