You Might Just Be A Childless Cat Lady
You Might Just Be a Childless Cat Lady
By Cate Rees-Hessel
We need the childless cat ladies’ vote in this important 2024 election. Here are twenty-four reasons you might just be one of us ladies:
- If you realize your own worth, you might just be a (childless) cat lady…
- If you own adorable feline(s) and/or canine(s) and treat them like children because they are your furbabies, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you show your love for children in other ways: auntie, teacher, foster parent and so forth, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you understand the pain of infertility but still support reproductive freedom, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you hiss, growl, and instinctively put claws out when you hear the names JD Vance or Donald Trump, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you proudly support Momola Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you realize what a complete moron JD Vance is, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you love a good cat reel or meme, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you dressed as Catwoman at the last costume party you attended, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you support animal welfare organizations, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you recognize locker room talk for the abuse it is, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you can’t be grabbed – we have claws and we’re not afraid to use them, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you will donate kitty litter to the next Trump rally, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you believe in woman’s rights, equal pay, ERA, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you despise sexism, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you want the world to be a better place for all daughters, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you believe in sisterhood, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you read Cat magazine, not National Affairs, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If the sight of the Donald makes you want to cough up a hairball, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you want all children male or female to thrive, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you are a Democrat, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you wish you had a ball of string to strangle the Trumpy Bear that’s been advertised on television, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you bought a Trumpy Bear for your cat to use as a scratching post or chew toy, you might just be a childless cat lady…
- If you can be a playful kitty when the mood strikes, you might just be a childless cat lady…
Come on childless cat ladies, we can meow with the best of them. Our votes count, our lives have meaning, and frankly we are as cute as kittens…
