Women of a Certain Age:
Another Entertainment Edition
Women of a Certain Age:
Another Entertainment Edition
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you watched an original episode of “Highway Patrol”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you owned go-go boots…
- If you owned the Madonna Boots from “Suddenly Seeking Susan”…
- If you know whose boots were “…Made for Walkin’”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you remember the first step on the moon…
- If you know what Paul Drake’s occupation was…
- If you know Donald Hollinger’s occupation, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who actress Ann Marie is…
- If you know who Jedidiah Jones is…
- If you know who the original (male) Matlock was, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you can hum the “Friends” theme song, “I’ll Be There for You”…
- If you know what show “Thank You for Being a Friend” was the theme song for…
- If you think Trump is worse than Archie Bunker, you are not just of a certain age but very intelligent and full of morality…
- If you know the name of the closing song for “All in the Family” is entitled “Remembering You”…
- If you ever saw Elvis in Las Vegas…
- If you still attend Engelbert Humperdinck or Tom Jones concerts, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who the Bay City Rollers were…
- If you can still hum “Disco Inferno” or “Burn that M….r Down”…
- f you ever owned a Slinky toy, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you spent Saturday nights at the roller rink…
- If you know who Starsky and Hutch were…
- If you know who Bridget loved, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know John Stamos and Jack Klugman did a show called “You Again”…
- If you know the Flying Nun is…
- f you ever watched “Lotsa Luck”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you wore an Easter bonnet that inspired a sonnet…
- If you were ever “Lost in Space”…
- If you know who “The Beaver” is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you still love a good drive-in movie…
- If you did the twist like we did last summer…
- If you know who Wolfman Jack was, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who worked out of station 51…
- If you know the mother who carried a straw purse…
- If the phrase “Oh, Rob” rings a bell, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a subscription to TV Guide magazine…
- If you know what the Mystery Machine is…
- If you know what Scooby Snacks are, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who they meant when they said “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a frog”…
- If you know the neighbors from 227…
- If you know who was “Movin’ on up to the East Side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
This is dedicated to the memories of Randolph “Johnny Gage” Mantooth and “Major Margaret ‘Hot Lips’ Houlihan” herself, Loretta “Lorette” Swit…
