ALICIA KEYS “Girl On Fire”
Calamity is responsible for today’s Calamity Jukebox Choice of the Day. Her pick is the fabulous, fantastic, unbelievably beautiful, Alicia Keys singing, “Girl On Fire.” So without further waste of time lets, hear it.
Calamity is responsible for today’s Calamity Jukebox Choice of the Day. Her pick is the fabulous, fantastic, unbelievably beautiful, Alicia Keys singing, “Girl On Fire.” So without further waste of time lets, hear it.

Twenty-Three Tips for the Silver Sneakers Crew
By D. S. Mitchell
A friend of mine since high school sent me the following advice on aging. I looked on the internet to find the source of the article and I was directed to a cemetery/mortuary site in California as the origin of the text. For some reason I found that extremely funny. Post-Internment is not the time to worry about such things, I said to myself. Despite those feelings I did feel that there was some good information and thought it was worth passing on. Although the following is not in quotes it has been authored by some unknown person other than me and I would gladly credit their work if I knew their name.
Twenty-Three Tips for the Over 65 Crowd

Well, ladies, I’ve been thinking a lot about women of a certain age. What if we had Barbies to represent our generation:
All this talk of dolls brings thoughts of youthful memories from back in the day…
Ladies of a certain age, we may forget where we left our car keys or grocery list, our eyebrows might be over-tweezed, our bottoms may be a bit lower, but we will always have unique style…
*I’d like to say a special thank you to my favorite comedian Jeff Foxworthy, who was the inspiration for this article.
https://www.calamitypolitics.com/2020/09/13/humor-abolishing-age-appropriate-attire/

The vision of going to work has changed for many of us during the COVID-19 pandemic. Working from home may continue for many workers as we move out of the pandemic and back to normalcy. A Harvard Business School study reported that more than one third of the companies surveyed believed that post-pandemic work environment will include an increase in remote work.
The shift to at-home work can have long term positive financial advantages. Such possible benefits could include such things as:
It is not hard to imagine saving as much as $5,000 each year by working from home. If this new phenomenon becomes the norm you should think about saving or investing this potential windfall. Edward Jones suggests two possibilities to make the most of this extra money. One, build an emergency fund containing at least one year of emergency cash. Two, an IRA or a similar employer-sponsored plan could provide an approximate $97,000 ($2,500) to $200,000 ($5,000) after 20 years at 6% interest.
https://www.calamitypolitics.com/2019/10/16/energy-saving-tips-that-cost-nothing/
I love saving helpful hints. You know the stuff you see on the side bars of Good Housekeeping. I’ve had some things saved so long they may have been written in cuneiform. These little hints and helps are often preserved written on the back of an envelope, or a crumpled magazine page I snatched from a magazine at my doctor’s office. I have an entire filing cabinet drawer memorializing “helpful hints”.
John S., my second husband was a very organized fellow. He had a schedule for nearly everything. You know, those things a conscientious hubby tends to do around the house. He kept track of oil changes for the cars, Spring window washing, furnace filter changes, gutter cleaning. You get the idea. Anyway, I often miss his “already done” attitude toward household tasks. When I saw this household cleaning schedule I just knew I had to have it….and pass it on, of course.
Seriously, without this list how would you know that the coffee maker that I haven’t cleaned since I took it out of the box should have been cleaned every day. That I should be cleaning the mirrors weekly but instead I clear them after they steam up from the shower with my bath towel. Monthly cleaning includes maintenance on the vacuum cleaner instead of changing the bag when the light comes on. Ovens aren’t cleaned when you want your deposit back, you’re supposed to do it every 3 to 6 months. And finally, I’m pretty sure that none of my homes have ever been pressure washed, let alone annually.
Now you can refer to this list in order to better ignore important tasks around your home too!
Enjoy your weekend checking off chores on your cleaning schedule.
Some who know the Moorehead story may object to my publication of “The Paradox of Our Time (Age)”. Because, there is a devastatingly ugly back story about Dr. Moorehead.
Moorehead was the leader of a congregation totaling more than 6,500 followers. In 1998 Moorehead was arrested in Florida for indecent exposure in a public bathroom. When his Florida arrest hit the newspapers back in Seattle, his life took a nose-dive. It wasn’t long before 17 men came forward with allegations that the good reverend was guilty of sexual abuse. Moorehead resigned in disgrace. It appears he avoided jail time because of statute of limitation issues. However, his condemnation of modern times remains with us.
Over the years the authorship of this essay has been hotly debated. It has been attributed to many sources, including comedienne George Carlin, an anonymous Columbine high school student and even the Dali Lama. Carlin vehemently denied the authorship before he died. In fact, he trashed the piece calling it, “a sappy load of shit”.
It’s another play-day at Calamity Politics. No surprise, says the reader. I am officially declaring, ‘Layed Back Tuesday’. It’s great sometimes, being the boss, even if it’s only me, and Rocky. Rocky, my stalwart partner in crime is a blue and white Budgie. I have been trying to teach him to say, “Hello, Mama,” but to no avail. Thinking about political theory, political science, political reality, political bullshit, is about as frustrating as trying to teach the bird to talk. So I have decided there will be no political discussion, today. There will be no analysis, there will be no relevant comment, other than what a few athletes have had to say over the years about some weird shit. So, here goes. . .
Mike Tyson: Responding to a question about his retirement plans: “Fade into Bolivian, I guess.”
Joe Theismann: “The term genius is inapplicable to anyone in this game. A genius is Norman Einstein.”
Pedro Guerrero: About his relationship with the press, “Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean.”
Chuck Nevitt: On why he appeared nervous: “My sister is having a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle.”
Yogi Berra: “It gets late early out here.”
George Foreman: “There’s more to boxing than hitting. There’s not getting hit, for instance.”
George Roberts: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
Tug McGraw: “Always root for the winner. That way you won’t be disappointed.”
Don King: He (Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual.”
Dizzy Dean: The doctor X-rayed my head and found nothing.
Bill Cowher: On whether the Steelers bent NFL regulations: “We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.”
David Thompson: “Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.”
Dizzy Dean: after a 1-0 game, “The game was closer than the score indicated.”
Michael Jordan: “I never lost a game, I just ran out of time.”
Thanks again,
Rod L. Evans, Ph.D. taken from his book, Tyrannosaurus Lex.