A Woman of a Certain Age :
The Political Edition…

A Woman of a Certain Age:
The Political Edition…
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you campaigned for Shirley Chisholm, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Shirley Chisholm is…
- If you brought a folding chair to the table…
- If you campaigned for Mondale/Ferrara…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you voted against Reaganomics…
- If you know what Reaganomics is, just think “trickle down.”
- If you think President Biden is a hottie…
- If you think Donald Trump is a hottie, ewwwww – you actually need a comprehensive eye exam, at the very least…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you stood on street corners in the sun and rain to fight for ERA, reproductive freedom, going to bat for girls in sports…
- If despite your aches and pains, you are still willing to stand on street corners in the sun and rain again to fight for ERA, reproductive freedom, and girls/women in sports…
- If you can remember when women couldn’t get credit in their own names…
- If you voted for Jimmy Carter…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you subscribed to Ms. Magazine…
- If you know who Gloria Steinem is…
- If you’re old enough to be JD Vance‘s mother or grandmother, but glad you aren’t…
- If you thought we would finally see a women President after years of fighting for a female when Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris gave it their all…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you want your daughters, granddaughters, and great-granddaughters to have equality and inclusion…
- If you quote Eleanor Roosevelt, Roslyn Carter, or Jackie Kennedy Onassis…
- If you think Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone…
- If you remember that awful day in Dallas when President John Kennedy was assassinated…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you were a founding member of NOW…
- If you remember Watergate…
- If ever wore a POW/MIA bracelet…
- If you are a “childless cat lady”…
- If you have ever been barefoot and pregnant, but your daughters and granddaughters are wearing shoes because you fought for freedom…
- If you ever declared, “we are young, good looking, we’ll be there”, and you’re empowered because you were there…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you attended Woodstock or Live Aid…
- If you participated in Hands Across America…
- If you never joined a protest in your youth but felt compelled to do so during Trump’s original term, please do so again…
- If you campaigned against the swimsuit competition in the Miss America pageant…
- If you’re not going back…
- If you supported Vanessa Williams when the scandal broke…
- If you thought Party Hearst might have possibly been not guilty…
- If you feel “Hell no, we won’t go” bubbling from your soul, because we are “NOT GOING BACK”…













































































































































