Women of a Certain Age-Old School Edition

Women of a Certain Age – “Old School” Edition

Women of a Certain Age – “Old School” Edition

 

By Cate Rees-Hessel

 

  1. If you ever pinched your cheeks or bit your lips in an effort to add a rosy glow to your face, you might be a woman of a certain age.
  2. If you have ordered from Ronco…
  3. If you ever owned or used a bedazzler…
  4. If you ever blotted your lipstick on a tissue…
  5. If Jean Nate is your go to fragrance…
  6. If you ever used Youth Dew and call it simply Estee Lauder…
  7. If you know that Youth Dew started as a bath oil…
  8. If you think a Zoom do is not an online meeting. And who remembers the PBS show?
  9. If you wear Odyssey by Avon…
  10. If you wear Imari by Avon…
  11. If you think 74 year old Pierce Brosnan is young and sexy…
  12. If you are as old as the Pillsbury Doughboy…
  13. If you used anything made by Bonne Bell cosmetics…
  14. If you had a puka shell necklace…
  15. If you ever wore double belts and stirrup pants…
  16. If you ever wore a body suit with snaps…
  17. If you wore Charlie perfume and know the color variations the fragrance came in…
  18. If you ever pressed your long locks with a clothing Iron…
  19. If you ever wore shoulder pads but were not a powder puff football player…
  20. If you still wear Sweet Honesty fragrance by Avon…
  21. If you ever made and used an egg white mask…
  22. If you wash your face with Dove beauty bar for “soft dewy skin”…
  23. If if you use honey as a face mask…
  24. If you ever used Queen Helene Mint Julep mask…
  25. If you were ever long and silky or short and sassy – my husband claims that I am still short and sassy…

Happy New Year, everyone – ladies, we definitely still have style…