The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

By Darlene Mitchell December 18, 2021 December 18, 2021 Coronavirus COVID-19, De-stress Holidays, Holidays, Humor, Music, Parody, Positive Vibes

The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

Here are some new lyrics for the holiday favorite, “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” please feel free to just sing-a-long.

By Anna Hessel

The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

The First Day – Where’s The Partridge?

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Second Day – No Turtle To Slow This Dove Down

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Third Day – What, No Hens?

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Fourth Day – Where Are The Damn Birds?

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Fifth Day – What, No Jewelry?

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Sixth Day – Still No Birds In Sight

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
SIX warm wooly blanketswooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Seventh Day – We’re Still Missing The Birds!

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Eighth Day – I Miss The Milk…

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
EIGHT maids a sanitizing my kitchen surfaces
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Ninth Day – Next Year, I Hope We Dance…

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
NINE ladies disinfecting my sinks
EIGHT maids a sanitizing my kitchen surfaces
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Tenth Day – Taking A Leap Of Faith

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
TEN Lord please keep me safe prayers
NINE ladies disinfecting my sinks
EIGHT maids a sanitizing my kitchen surfaces
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Eleventh Day – The Music’s Missing

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
ELEVEN germ killing UV wands
TEN Lord please keep me safe prayers
NINE ladies disinfecting my sinks
EIGHT maids a sanitizing my kitchen surfaces
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

The Twelfth Day – The Migraines Are Mounting

On the twelfth day of Christmas
TWELVE drumming headaches (from all this cleaning)
ELEVEN germ killing UV wands
TEN Lord please keep me safe prayers
NINE ladies disinfecting my sinks
EIGHT maids a sanitizing my kitchen surfaces
SEVEN big buckets of Lysol
SIX warm wooly blankets
FIVE golden prescription passes
FOUR telehealth visits
THREE French couture face covering masks
TWO bars of Dove antibacterial soap
And ONE pear scented gel hand sanitizer

My Holiday Wish For Us All

I’m dreaming of a mask-free Christmas
Just like the ones we used to know
With tree tops glistening
And children able
To visit Santa once again
I’m dreaming of a mask-free Christmas
With every Christmas card I send
May your days be cheery and light
And may all your Christmases be free of strife…

Merry wash your hands…

And have a safe, blessed, and happy COVID free holiday season!

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The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

By Anna Hessel

The Twelve Days of Covid Christmas

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