Women of a Certain Age-January 2025

Women of a Certain Age – January 2025
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you call Lean Cuisine a TV dinner, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Papa Bauer is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you are no longer young but still restless, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever wore curlers under a scarf to the A&P, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever shopped at the A&P, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever wore a Peter Pan collar, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know what a Peter Pan collar is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever wore Mary Janes and know that Mary Jane was Lucy’s sidekick, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If your hair was ever as big as Texas, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you are a fan of Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you can name the tune that starts out “Hey, Hey”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever carried a plastic rain bonnet in a small pouch in your purse, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever owned a collapsible drinking cup (mine was pink), you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you feel undressed without a hat, pearls, and gloves, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you call fat-free milk, skim milk, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you still use a Day Runner and physical address book, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever baked a tunnel of fudge cake for the holidays, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever owned Sarah Coventry jewelry, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Sarah Coventry is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you call flight attendants, stewardesses, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you call administrative assistants, secretaries, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know what razor company’s name says “Merry Christmas”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a pet rock, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever did a Zoom do, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever received a Whitman Sampler for Valentine’s Day, you might be a woman of a certain age…














































































































































