More Woman of a Certain Age Wisdom, Vol 112
Woman of a Certain Age Wisdom, Vol 112
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you recall the opening of the first drive through in the area, you might just be a woman of a certain age…
- If Jean Nate, Youth Dew, Chanel Number Five, Sweet Honesty, Love’s Baby Soft, or Charlie are your favorite fragrances…
- If you have been to a drive-in movie on date night…
- If you know what a rumble seat is…
- If your date ever ran out of gas…or had a flat tire…
- If you know where Superman changed his clothes…
- If you ever used a pay phone…
- If you know what a toll call was…
- If you had a long distance calling plan…
- If you still have a landline…
- If you know what a landline is…or a party line…
- If you used Noxzema to wash your face, Sea Breeze to tone and Clearasil cream…
- If you ever pinched your cheeks in lieu of blusher…
- If you refer to blusher as rouge…
- If you have been using Maybelline Great Lash Mascara since you were a teenager…
- If you had an original Baby Alive or Susie Cute doll…
- If you had an original Barbie, Ken, Midge, or Alan doll…
- If your first car was a Mustang…
- If you attended the Barbizon or Powers School of Modeling and Finishing…
- If you know that a permanent wave is actually a perm…
- If you can sing and do the dance steps to the “Who wears short shorts, Nair for short shorts” jingle…
- If you still use cold cream or rose milk lotion…
- If you take Geritol vitamins…
- If you recall when hair mousse first came on the scene…
- If you call flip flops thongs…
- If you own a bathing cap, especially one with a rubber pink or orange flower…
- “Curlers in your hair, shame on you” – if you own curlers that don’t heat…
- If you ever made a jello mold…
- If you ever set your hair with flat beer…or rolled your hair on those super size cans…
- If you ever used a homemade egg white facial mask….
