Women of a Certain Age-Culinary Edition
Women of a Certain Age – Culinary Edition
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you watch “The Food That Built America” on the History Channel and shout “I bought that!” during the show, you might just be a woman of a certain age.
- If you call Lean Cuisine or Healthy Choice TV dinners…
- If you know what a Jawbreaker is…
- If you were unaware that many of the foods you have eaten in the past are GMO…
- If you ever ate a Pop Tart without frosting…
- If you remember when each of the new M&M colors came out…
- If you remember the red dye no. 2 scare…
- If you ate fruit off the tree without washing it…
- If you refer to a microwave as a microwave oven…
- If you ever had Jiffy Pop…
- If you remember who helped with the Shake’n’Bake Chicken…
- If you still fry chicken…
- If you had fish sticks on Fridays…when you were a kid
- If you think drinking milk with fish is dangerous…
- If you ever drank milk straight from the cow…
- If you drank from the garden hose…
- If you agree milk comes from a cow or a goat, not a nut…
- If you know who Famous Amos is…
- If you know Tab was a soft drink…
- If you drank Tang because the astronauts did…
- If you ever had caramels with white cream layer stripes…
- If you ever ate a Sky Bar…
- If you have heard of Willy Wonka Oompas candy…
- If you recall the Banquet chicken commercial with the hot chicken…
- If you recall the commercial with the stuck to the box pizza…
- If you ever drank Diet Rite cola…
- If you know what “Schweppervesent” means…
- If you remember Swanson Dinners and still eat their potpies..
- If you recall when Pringles were new fangled…
- If you know who Mrs. Fields is…
- If you think Dolly Madison snack cakes are named after Dolley Madison…
- If you know who quipped “good cracker”…
- If you know what tuna had their mascot looking for “good taste”…
- If you had a Charlie Tuna mug…
- If you have a Pillsbury Doughboy doll and poke its tummy…
- If you ever had the Goober Grape jelly and peanut butter combo in a jar…
- If you ever opened a can of pork and beans and had to search for the tiny piece of pork…
- If you remember the “Hostess is wholesome” commercials…
- If you know who the Jolly Green Giant is…
- If you know what’s “mmm mmm good”…
- If you know what choosy moms choose…
- If you recall the commercial with the chocolate bar bumping into the peanut butter…
- If your baloney has a first and last name…
- If you ever ate a fried baloney sandwich…
- If you ever ate butter on saltines…
- If you ever had turkey or tuna croquettes…
- If you made meatloaf on Mondays…
- If you ever ate ham loaf…
- If you ever had a hot beef sandwich with gravy fries…
- If you ever had lunch at the restaurant in Woolworth’s, you might just be a woman of a certain age…
