You Might Be a Woman of a Certain Age

More of the Famous, “You Might be a Woman of a Certain Age”. . . 

More of the Famous “You Might be a Woman of a Certain Age”…

By Cate Rees-Hessel

1. If you ever had clear plastic enclosed furniture and got stuck to it while wearing hot pants, you might be a woman of a certain age…
2. If you wore Charlie perfume when it originally came out, you might be a woman of a certain age…
3. If you know Youth Dew Bath Oil came before the perfume, you might be a woman of a certain age…
4. If you know what Youth Dew is and who still makes it, you might be a woman of a certain age…
5. If you ever used Tinkerbell cologne, you might be a woman of a certain age…
6. If you ever used Tinkerbell wash-off nail polish, you might be a woman of a certain age…
7. If you had a little doll in a plastic perfume bottle, you might be a woman of a certain age…
8. If you ever had a Dawn doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
9. If you ever had a Chrissy doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
10. If you had an original Alan or Midge doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
11. If you remember Growing Up Skipper – yes, her boobs grew (see the ”Barbie” movie for a demonstration), you might be a woman of a certain age…
12. If you know who Spike the dog is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
13. If you know who Dennis Rodman is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
14. If you know what Terry Bradshaw’s occupation was before he became an actor, you might be a woman of a certain age…
15. If you had day of the week panties, you might be a woman of a certain age…
16. If you are ready to throw your Spanx at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
17. If you are ready to throw your Depends at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
18. If you are ready to throw yourself at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
19. If you ever had a beeper, you might be a woman of a certain age…
20. If you watched Saturday morning cartoons growing up, you might be a woman of a certain age…
21. If you ever ran through the sprinkler as a child, you might be a woman of a certain age…
22. If you ever caught fireflies and put them in jar with blades of grass and a metal lid with punched holes, you might be a woman of a certain age…
23. If you ever went berry picking, you might be a woman of a certain age…
24. If you remember Mr. Ed or Here’s Lucy, you might be a woman of a certain age…
25. If you ever had a metal glider on your porch, you might be a woman of a certain age…
26. If you had a wicker laundry hamper with a flower accent, you might be a woman of a certain age…
27. If you ever had a rubber bathing cap with a brightly-colored flower, you might be a woman of a certain age…
28. If you ever had wax lips or bottles with a sugary beverage in them, you might be a woman of a certain age…
29. If you ever chose your Christmas presents from the Sears Wish Book, you might be a woman of a certain age…
30. If you ever shopped at Sears, you might be a woman of a certain age…
31. If you ever shopped at Radio Shack, you might be a woman of a certain age…
32. If you ever shopped at Zayre or Venture, you might be a woman of a certain age…
33. If you ever ate a breakfast brownie from a box, you might be a woman of a certain age…
34. If you ever had a Swanson frozen dinner with the metal tray, you might be a woman of a certain age…
35. If you ever had a little tub of ice cream with a flat wooden spoon, you might be a woman of a certain age…
36. If you ever had orange drink in a miniature milk carton, you might be a woman of a certain age…
37. If you or your child ever had a baby crib with an animal applique, you might be a woman of a certain age…
38. If you ever had an original Spirograph, you might be a woman of a certain age…
39. If you ever had an original Lite Brite, you might be a woman of a certain age…
40. If you ever spent any Saturday nights at Blockbuster, you might be a woman of a certain age…
41. If you know who the Great Pumpkin is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
42. If you ever saw a flashing blue light right after hearing, “Attention K-Mart shoppers…”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
43. If you ever consumed Sugar Babies, Bazooka, Mary Janes, Lemonhead, or Chico Sticks, you might be a woman of a certain age…
44. If you ever called a radio station to play your request and dedication on the air, you might be a woman of a certain age…
45. If you know who Casey Kasem is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
46. If you know who Wolfman Jack is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
47. If you know what musical House of WAXX is from, you might be a woman of a certain age…
48. If you ever met the Flintstones or the Jetsons, you might be a woman of a certain age…
49. If you ever smelled Jovan Musk Oil, English Leather, High Karate, or Aqua Velva, you might be a woman of a certain age…
50. If you know Mikey hated everything, you might be a woman of a certain age…
51. If you ever had Jiffy Pop, you might be a woman of a certain age…
52. If you ever owned an avocado green electric fry pan, you might be a woman of a certain age…
53. If you ever repaired a run in your stocking with clear nail polish, you might be a woman of a certain age…
54. If you ever wore a Frank Mazzendrea design, you might be a woman of a certain age…
55. If you ever wore an original Norma Kamali garment made of sweatsuit fabric, you might be a woman of a certain age…