Caron “Fifty Ways To Leave The White House”

PARODY

DON CARON:

“Fifty Ways To Leave The White House”

Don Caron is the right man at the right with his great parody piece, “Fifty Ways To Leave The White House.” I just had to highlight this extremely timely song. Thanks Don, you did yourself well. You have just been chosen as Calamity News and Politics Jukebox Choice of the Day! Enjoy. DSM.

IZ “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”

IZ “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwoʻole

“Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

Hawaiian singer and lyricist IZ died in 1997.  Fortunately for us his music lives on. The first time I ever heard “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” was the Judy Garland version from the movie classic, The Wizard of OZ.  For many years, that version was my favorite. However, I switched my allegiance when I heard this version by IZ. My pick for the Calamity News and Politics Jukebox Choice of the Day is the big Hawaiian’s beautiful rendition. Enjoy! DSMIZ gives us a great version of "somewhere over the rainbow"

 

“Chasing The Spider” Commercial!

“Chasing The Spider” By D. S. Mitchell!

“Chasing The Spider” By D. S. Mitchell!

Here is the commercial for my new erotic suspense thriller – What do you think?

Well, I finally stepped out of my comfort zone. I have left the realm of non-fiction and jumped into the hot and steamy, heart racing, pulse pounding danger and intrigue of contemporary suspense! “Chasing The Spider” follows a young girl running from The Speaker of the House. A man with the power and resources to hunt her down and kill her without consequence. Can the three handsome men she meets on the road save her from the peril she finds herself in?

Check out my new adult thriller-“Chasing the Spider” !

D. S. Mitchell

Book 2 will be available Spring of 2021

http://chasingthespider.com

Demi Lovato “Commander in Chief”

The Lincoln Project

The Lincoln Project Ad 

Demi Lovato sings “Commander in Chief”

The Lincoln Project gives us another great ad. This one features singer Demi Lovato singing her powerful song, “Commander In Chief.” Please vote. This is the most important election of our times.

Humor: 10 Places We’d Like To Haunt

HALLOWEEN HUMOR:

10 Places We’d Like To Haunt

By D. S. Mitchell 

I was talking to David Shadrick recently and asked him what he wanted done with his remains after he died. Dave said he wanted to be buried. I volunteered that I wanted to be cremated. Dave asked me if I believed in ghosts. I told him, no. He laughed and said he wondered what it would be like to be able to haunt whatever place or whatever person you wanted. 

We could make this a party game, I thought. The only rule is that participants must say the first thing that comes to mind when asked, “where do you want to haunt?”

The following are some places we decided we wanted to haunt.

#1)  Area 51

#2)  The Nestle’s Chocolate Factory

#3)  Bicycle seats

#4)  Disneyland

#5)  Food Network Studio

#6)  Marvel Studio

#7)  WWE dressing room (Roman Reigns, yes!)

#8)  The VA Help Desk

#9)  The International Space Station

#10) Shower Rooms at the local college

Happy Halloween 2020!

 

“We Didn’t Start The Fire”-Parody

“We Didn’t Start The Fire”-Parody

Parody by Nathan Margoliash-original music and lyrics by Billy Joel

Our friend T.K. McNeil found this Nathan Margoliash parody of the great Billy Joel hit, “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” while scouring YouTube posts. When he suggested I make it the Calamity Politics jukebox choice of the day, I said, “why not? So here you are. Be sure to check out Nathan’s YouTube channel. Enjoy. D. S. Mitchell

 

EARTH SONG Michael Jackson

EARTH SONG by Michael Jackson

Time is running out. We only have one mother, let’s work together to protect her. One of the greatest challenges of the 21st century will be climate change. The Calamity Politics jukebox choice of the day is the Michael Jackson hit, “Earth Song.” Watch for the upcoming Calamity News and Politics videocast with David Shadrick on Climate Change. The Democrats have a plan to reduce pollution and plan to make a huge commitment to reversing climate change. #VoteBlue2020 #RidenWithBiden

Poetry Morsels By Jack Babcock

 

Jack Babcock is a long time friend of Calamity News and Politics. Jack is a poet and writer. If you’ve visited CNP before you have probably seen some of his postings. Today is a good day to laugh a bit and not take things too seriously.  You can find Jack Babcock his poems and how to navigate to his Amazon site at this link:

You can find him at https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jack+babcock&ref=nb_sb_noss

POETRY MORSELS

by Jack Babcock

 

the bird

the birds
wings cut the sky
another bird proud
has his own
way to fly
cutting the sky
hovering over his nest
as if to say
I am the best
His wings cut the sky
Amazing you and I

 

Bed

I saw on the tube
An ad for a bed
King sized

I’m single bed Jack

It would be nice to do things in two

2.
doing things in one tho is nice
no petty quarrels
no intrigue no spice

one is just fine for now
two is too many maybe

my uncle used to say
that he was a lone angel

so be it. I’m an angel. Jak

 

living

what’s the point of living
if you can’t
smoke a cigarette
drink a beer
blow some dope
or
drop some acid
what’s the point
Author’s note:
14 years of sobriety

 

baseball

illness

I have 3 illnesses

Schizophrenia
Diabetes
Acute kidney disease

3 strikes 3 strikes and you’re out

But I feel pretty well

 

https://www.calamitypolitics.com/2019/02/13/mental-illness-i-m-prism-by-jack-babcock/

https://www.calamitypolitics.com/2020/09/14/fire-by-jack-babcock/