You Might Just Be A Woman Of A Certain Age
You Might Just Be a Woman of a Certain Age
By Anna Hessel
If you have ever worn clip earrings, or even know what clip earrings are…you might be a woman of a certain age.
If your hairdo (or your boyfriend’s) was a party in the back and business in the front…
If you have ever done anything in a phone booth…
If you know what a phone booth is or what it has to do with Superman…
If you used Tickle deodorant…
If you have ever worn shoulder pads when not playing powder puff football…
If you have a landline, had a landline, or even know what a landline is…
If you had a Princess or Trimline phone…
If you ever used a phone book…
If you ever used a clothing iron or frozen orange juice cans to fix your hair…
If you ever drank Tab, or know what Tab is…
If you ever served a Swanson Pot Pie for dinner…
If you refer to Lean Cuisine or the like as a TV dinner…
If you ever wore sequin mesh boots from Desperately Seeking Susan…
If you saw Desperately Seeking Susan on opening weekend…
If you ever had a Bianca Blast or used a Maybelline Kissing Potion before a date…
If you even know what a Bianca Blast is…
If you got peanut butter in somebody’s chocolate, or vice versa…
if you remember Madge the manicurist…
If you know what a manicurist is…
If you ever had a glass or half-moon manicure…
If you used baby oil with iodine to get a tan…
If you ever smoked an Eve…
(please note, I am NOT advocating the iodine, baby oil, or the Eves!)