More of the Famous, “You Might be a Woman of a Certain Age”. . .
More of the Famous “You Might be a Woman of a Certain Age”…
By Cate Rees-Hessel
- If you ever had clear plastic enclosed furniture and got stuck to it while wearing hot pants, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you wore Charlie perfume when it originally came out, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know Youth Dew Bath Oil came before the perfume, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know what Youth Dew is and who still makes it, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever used Tinkerbell cologne, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever used Tinkerbell wash-off nail polish, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you had a little doll in a plastic perfume bottle, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a Dawn doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a Chrissy doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you had an original Alan or Midge doll, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you remember Growing Up Skipper – yes, her boobs grew (see the ”Barbie” movie for a demonstration), you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Spike the dog is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Dennis Rodman is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know what Terry Bradshaw’s occupation was before he became an actor, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you had day of the week panties, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you are ready to throw your Spanx at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you are ready to throw your Depends at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you are ready to throw yourself at Sir Tom Jones, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a beeper, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you watched Saturday morning cartoons growing up, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever ran through the sprinkler as a child, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever caught fireflies and put them in jar with blades of grass and a metal lid with punched holes, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever went berry picking, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you remember Mr. Ed or Here’s Lucy, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a metal glider on your porch, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you had a wicker laundry hamper with a flower accent, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a rubber bathing cap with a brightly-colored flower, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had wax lips or bottles with a sugary beverage in them, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever chose your Christmas presents from the Sears Wish Book, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever shopped at Sears, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever shopped at Radio Shack, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever shopped at Zayre or Venture, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever ate a breakfast brownie from a box, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a Swanson frozen dinner with the metal tray, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had a little tub of ice cream with a flat wooden spoon, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had orange drink in a miniature milk carton, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you or your child ever had a baby crib with an animal applique, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had an original Spirograph, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had an original Lite Brite, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever spent any Saturday nights at Blockbuster, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who the Great Pumpkin is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever saw a flashing blue light right after hearing, “Attention K-Mart shoppers…”, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever consumed Sugar Babies, Bazooka, Mary Janes, Lemonhead, or Chico Sticks, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever called a radio station to play your request and dedication on the air, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Casey Kasem is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know who Wolfman Jack is, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know what musical House of WAXX is from, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever met the Flintstones or the Jetsons, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever smelled Jovan Musk Oil, English Leather, High Karate, or Aqua Velva, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you know Mikey hated everything, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever had Jiffy Pop, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever owned an avocado green electric fry pan, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever repaired a run in your stocking with clear nail polish, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever wore a Frank Mazzendrea design, you might be a woman of a certain age…
- If you ever wore an original Norma Kamali garment made of sweatsuit fabric, you might be a woman of a certain age…
